rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
