Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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