your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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