can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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