I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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