youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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