You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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