i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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