How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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