I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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