lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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