By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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