after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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