It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
