she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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