Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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