OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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