my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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