You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My vagina just recognized that song.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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