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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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