She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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