So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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