Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
