I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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