If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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