Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
