garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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