I'm eating all of the evidence.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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