You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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