This girl is more easily done than said...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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