hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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