And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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