porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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