ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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