You made me cry and you don't even care
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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