We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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