the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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