Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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