I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to sanitize my soul.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
