Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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