I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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