Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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