Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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