oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
