She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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