And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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