Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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