i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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