I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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