We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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